KibaPaw | The most adorable ninja dog on the internet

They call me Ninja Dog.
Do I look cool? Of course I do. Bandana? Check. Cloak? Check. Tail wagging dramatically in the wind? Double check.
But let me ask you something...
Have you ever tried sneaking through enemy territory... with a squeaky toy stuck in your ninja pouch?
Ão ão.

Yeah, not so stealthy.

I wasn’t born a ninja, you know. I used to chase my tail for hours and bark at my own reflection. Still do, sometimes. What? It looks suspicious.
But then one day, I saw a squirrel do a triple flip off a tree branch and vanish into the shadows. I knew my destiny.
Ninja. Life. Chosen.
Did I train under a wise master?
Kind of.
He was a retired cat named Master Whiskers. Grumpy. Smelled like tuna. But he taught me discipline… and how not to trip on my own paws.
(Still working on that.)

I fight for justice, honor, and snacks. Especially snacks. You ever battled a raccoon over a dumpling at midnight? No?
Ão ão!
That’s real life, my friend.

I may not be the smartest.
I may not be the fastest.
But I’ve got heart. And fluff. And an unstoppable roll move I call the “Furry Tempest.”
(Okay, it’s just me tripping and spinning… but I pretend it’s intentional.)

So the next time you hear a soft paf on the roof, and your leftover ramen goes missing...
Ask yourself:
Was it the wind?
Or was it me?

Ninja Dog.
At your service.
Ão ão!