10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Clan in Whiteout Survival
- Lara C.
- Jun 22
- 3 min read
Want to be that person: the one who triggers collective eye-rolls the moment they log in? The one who turns a functional alliance into a flaming mess of frustration? Then this guide is for you. Below are the most effective ways to drive your clanmates absolutely mad, with minimal effort and maximum chaos.
1. Never reply in the chat
Communication is for the weak. The alliance is discussing war strategies? Ghost them. Planning a rally? Stay silent. The real art of irritation begins with being online but emotionally unavailable. Show everyone you’d rather chat with NPCs than actual people.
2. Always attack solo
Your clan planned a coordinated attack for days? Meh. You don’t need teamwork. Just charge in alone, underpowered, unbuffed, and uninvited. Show off your independence… and ruin the plan for everyone else in the process.
3. Ask for help, then disappear
Be that person who writes “NEED BACKUP ASAP!” in the chat… then vanishes into thin air. Watching others lose troops to help someone who clearly went to grab snacks mid-war is truly poetic.
4. Log out mid-war
War just started? Perfect. Time to close the app and go binge-watch a series. Battles last hours anyway, surely no one will notice you're missing… and if they do, just say “My Wi-Fi died.”
5. Give advice… even if you have no clue what you’re doing
Don’t know the difference between a rally and reinforcement? Never won a real battle? Excellent. That won’t stop you from becoming your clan’s self-proclaimed strategist. Correct others, issue random orders, and say “This is how we did it in my old alliance” even if they kicked you out too. Nothing drives people crazier than unsolicited advice from someone completely clueless.
6. Ignore every single clan rule
Every alliance has rules, but you’re different. Read them, then break them all: attack when it’s forbidden, ignore assigned tasks, move bases without warning. After all, what’s a team without a wildcard?
7. Make drama out of everything
Lost a war? Blame leadership loudly. Someone gave you feedback? Claim they’re bullying you. The goal is to turn every small disagreement into a full-blown soap opera. Bring popcorn. Or better, bring fire.
8. Spy for other clans
Create an alt account, sneak into an enemy clan, and share all the juicy details: rally times, locations, troop counts. Then return to your original clan like nothing happened. Trust? Never heard of her.
9. Pretend you’re helping
Drop one donation a week, react to messages with a funny emoji, and consider your duty done. But when it’s time to fight or build? Disappear like a ninja. You’re basically a decorative plant, present, but useless.
10. Stir up drama
Make passive-aggressive comments “as a joke,” start rumors, and DM people saying “you won’t believe what so-and-so said about you.” Watch paranoia spread like wildfire while you enjoy the meltdown from a safe distance. Mission accomplished.
☠️ Final Thoughts
If you’ve mastered this guide, congrats! You’ve officially become the most hated member of the clan. You might get kicked, blocked, or spark a full-on alliance collapse… but hey, at least they’ll never forget you. 😅
Or, hear me out, you could do the opposite and become someone your clan actually respects and enjoys playing with. Because let’s be honest: the game’s way more fun when you’re not the main source of stress.
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