Angry Receipt | Fiery Cartoon Character of a Furious Receipt

I was supposed to be quiet.

Folded. Forgotten.

Lost in a purse. Maybe eaten by a dog.

But no. I survived. And now… I’m mad.

You think I don’t remember?

I do.

Every cent. Every impulse buy. Every “just this one time” that turned into 148$.

I warned you.

I showed you the total. Bold. Underlined. Flaming red.

And still, you said: “YOLO.”

Now I haunt you.

I curl up in your pocket like guilt.

I hide in bags just to reappear when someone else is around.

I crinkle at night so you remember that overpriced candle.

I AM THE REMINDER.

Of stress. Of shipping fees. Of regret in thermal paper.

You can throw me away.

I’ll blow back in the wind like shame.

Because I’m not just a receipt.

I’m your financial ghost.

And baby, I’m on fire.